What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like religions.

Your going to be alright just relax

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

But this is not

Bible.. Hm.?

You shall not bear false witness.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Deuteronomy 17

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

This isn't going to, hurt.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like

Lose lips shimk ships.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?