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What movies have not aged well?

10.06.2025 09:28

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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A View to a Kill

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-J W Pepper

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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Octopussy

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

What is the most memorable thing that happened in your college days?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Ah so!”

Moonraker

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-”She is very sexyful!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

You Only Live Twice

Does Donald Trump have low self-esteem?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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